Put me in the hospital for nerves And then they had to commit me You told them...– Flagpole Sitta- Harvey Danger
Oh, I’m crawling through the doggy door My key don’t fit my lock no...– Funhouse- Pink
You are a hoe.
What up haters, I’m back so hows my dick taste? I’m spitting grimy,...– Coming Up- Sam Adams
We turn on the Blazer game...
Emily: “Oo he’s hot! O wait wrong team… we’ll wait I don’t know what team he’s on but he’s black so he’s hot.”
I pity the fooool that falls in love with you oh (oh shit she’s a gold...– Fuck You- Cee Lo Green
The wind is loud against my window
Please Lord let there be a storm!! :D
Everytime I get stuck on my essay
I come on tumblr so I can pretend to be productive…
If you hold down both shifts at the same time it...
Me: Do you have homework? Emily: Yes- we’ll kinda, I have Spanish… and O shit job stuff. Me: … Do you want to watch the first Pirates while I write my essay? Emily: YES! Me: *Gets up to put in movie* Emily: Are you hungry? Me: YES!! Emily: I want a cheesy griller, but only because I don’t want to walk to Big Mouth, but I really want Big Mouth Me: Yeah but going to...
Do you believe, in the day that you were born Tell me do you believe And do...– Angels On The Moon- Thriving Ivory
You an impostor, you’re drinking water, we’re drinking patron and...– Get Outta Your Mind- Lil’ Jon